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Simon
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Simon is the
gayest
white
monkey
on
earth
ur a
simon
Simon
by
My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain
February 1, 2024
Simon
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A squid,
Someone
who follows little
girls
around
trying to
get a date.
Person
1
: "Omg you are such a Simon"
Person 2: "Ok, I admit I
like
little
girls
Simon
by
My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain
January 30, 2024