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Simon
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Simon is the
gayest
white monkey
on
earth
ur a
simon
Simon
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My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain
February 1, 2024
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Simon
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A squid
, Someone who follows
little girls
around
trying to
get a date.
Person 1
: "Omg you are such a Simon"
Person 2
: "Ok, I admit I like
little girls
Simon
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My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain
January 30, 2024
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