The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
by Paddo83 May 23, 2012
A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 16, 2010
While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
by KennnBo March 20, 2008
The name given to the maneuver in Call of Duty where the player suddenly switches from a riot shield to a primary weapon catching the opponent/s by surprise.
"Dude, that guy just killed me with the Ugly Russian Shuffle. Riot shield noob!"
"I've got a team pushing me hard, imma hit them with the Ugly Russian Shuffle!"
"I've got a team pushing me hard, imma hit them with the Ugly Russian Shuffle!"
by Ugly Russian 3 September 05, 2021
Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 18, 2017
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 30, 2017