zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.

Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

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softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

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taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

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Guy Scraper

A nonchalant way of saying the word erection

"I can't get up right now because I've got a guy scraper"

by Plump Friction February 15, 2015

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To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015

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