Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.

"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"

by vodkalyn May 09, 2013

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 15, 2019

cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles

Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.

by LaxBros69 January 18, 2018

Shorts Caca

A "shorts caca" is a pair of shorts that was stained with shit. People who stain their shorts with poop are often clochos.

- Just wear these green shorts.
- THESE ? No way, they're Shahyne's shorts caca !!

by Frenshy BLK April 07, 2020

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

airplane shorts

Shorts that women wear that are so lose when they bend over you can see right into the cockpit.

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That chicks airplane shorts are so nice you can see her landing strip!

by Concretecarver January 17, 2018