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Pink Shorts

A teenage boy at the beach who simps for muscular dudes

You'll likely find him where a football is being thrown around, he might ask you to flex for him.
Pink Shorts: Come to the vineyard with me, we'll eat finger sandwiches...
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 30, 2023
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short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC
Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 9, 2023
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Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.
riley(short) is the nicest girl ever
by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019
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Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!
by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016
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Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.
"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"
by vodkalyn May 9, 2013
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short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.
I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
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grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.
Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!
by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009
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