Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

by achristianrabbi January 3, 2008

Cowboy Shower

Putting on some deodorant when you are starting to stink, i.e. after a gym session or other physical activity that makes you sweat.

Mike: Dude, you smell like ass.

Jake: No worries dude, I'll just pull a Cowboy Shower till I get home.

by Dood123 May 10, 2009

golden shower

Pissing on someone, which from now on, should be refferred to as an "R. Kelly"

Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

by SSDK May 25, 2004

Shower Chicken

A fun game between totally straight bros: two guys undress, soap up, and wrestle over a rubber chicken in the shower. Winner gets the chicken.

"My girlfriend was pissed when she saw me and mike exit the shower, but once i showed her the shower chicken she laughed it off"

by evillagejb February 25, 2009

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006