Stinger

When someone shoved a finger up your ass and says stinger!

“Yo, Ryan why the fuck did you give me a stinger that hurt asshole”

by Daddycumnugget April 12, 2019

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

closet swinger

A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.

p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

by Feist4321 November 26, 2007

banjo swinger

Reference to a not-to-bright person. From the dueling banjo movie.

"If he were any dumber,he'd be a real banjo swinger!"

by Labastacopesta December 29, 2008

Opinion-slinger

A person who, by nature of their status or job, expesses their views in mass media without attempting to back up their assertions. Usually their assertion includes fairly incindiary accusations against someone or some political position they do not like. In other words, they make up something and say it on the air or in print with no proof or at best, very poorly constructed reasoning. These people can be professionally paid to provide opinions or simply be trying to push public opinion away from their political opposition.

Well-known Opinion-slingers: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Tom Delay, Ralph Nader

by MasonsGhost March 8, 2010

The Shiner

The shiner is a guy/girl who has it all: Looks, Personality, etc.. They are beautiful on the inside and the out, and are meant to be with you forever.

CUBBY-"You and that chick are really close."
G1LB3RT-"I know, I'm pretty sure she could be the shiner."

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 14, 2011

Six String Stinger

Where a person is hit over the head so hard by a guitar, that it snaps in half, and the guitar strings whip them. Very painful.

Person #1: Where's Carl?
Person #2: Oh, he's still in agony over that Six String Stinger I gave him last week.
Person #1: Ouch.

by Devvy996 February 26, 2011