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Scritches

The action of using your fingers to quickly pet/scratch your birds neck/cheeks
Oh fiji, you want scritches?
by Gotbirds? July 18, 2021
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Stretchat

Stretchat is a combination of two words : stretch and chat. It can be used as a verb or a noun. A stretchat usually happens after a workout and describes the social activity of combining active recovery with a conversation, usually about serious topics including a new personal best, the gym next drinks event or more general gym gossip. Stretchatting is a key activity to build the sense of community in any good gym.
After our morning cardio session, Cat is always keen on stretchatting.
by Vino_Nico September 6, 2021
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Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021
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Scratch

A coding program typically used in school computer classes.
Hello class, please open Scratch and begin coding a gun.
by DetectiveTeeVee February 21, 2022
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StretchedMC

A minecraft player who cheats all the time, he will always find a way to cheat.
He is such a StretchedMC
by ONEISONLPOGGERS March 29, 2022
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scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.
Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!
by Mr 0 April 29, 2022
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scratchurbate

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.
It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.
by Tiasdad October 14, 2022
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