Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

Science fictionoid

A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.

Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."

Jim: "..."

Jim's gun: "BANG"

by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021

Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".

Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok

by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics

What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.

by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021