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Kacey Sanchez

Hottest girl alive as of now. Has a beautiful smile, soft straight hair, and pretty eyes and she speaks the hottest Spanish ever. Does a lot of stupid shit and often regrets it but it never stops her from being adventurous. She makes you wanna be alive but also shoot yourself in the leg cause she can piss you off. Can't do good on a multiple-choice test to save her life cause she is so indecisive. She will never tell you where she wants to eat or have sex because she will be too busy making weird noises while itching her right eye. Very fast at typing because her fingers are ... trained. Very skeptical, untrusting, but very horny. Generally likes toes, especially tanned toes with purple nail polish. Loves getting head, especially in the backseat of a car but is also a great communicator. Sike.
Dude 1: Dude I asked out Kacey
Dude 2: Oh bro that's cool Kacey Sanchez is great in bed
by mgkfan0601 April 2, 2022
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Dirty Sanchez

our l0rd for 2015
don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.
by randoboy May 21, 2014
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
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Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.
Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.
by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025
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Dirty Sanchez

A stunt so unhygienic and ill-advised it defies both physics and good taste. Involves questionable use of powder, gas dynamics, and a very poor understanding of personal boundaries.

The act of someone using their fart to blow a ring of snuff into someone's nose
Man, last night was crazy. I heard Conrizzy paid that hooker to give him a dirty Sanchez
by Conrizzy October 5, 2025
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smoked sanchez

Smoky fingers by your bartender that opens your canned drink and makes tab smell like smoke
Janet just did me dirty and gave me Smoked Sanchez drink.
by Miss Mona March 15, 2024
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