I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021
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by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018
Get the Alabama Sanchez mug.When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014
Get the Neapolitan Sanchez mug.one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
by parduewardue November 23, 2021
Get the brandon sanchez trejo mug.Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.
Holy shit is that man legal?
You mean that really ugly guy over there??
Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..
OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.
You mean that really ugly guy over there??
Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..
OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.
by LilBitchy November 14, 2019
Get the Sanchez mug.When you hit it from behind and unknowingly drift the shutter. The surprised shock the moment when you pull out is " the dirty sanchez".... Come to find out
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Get the Dirty sanchez mug.The most beautiful, kind, loving, person that you will ever meet. She has black silky long hair and a amazing smile. She is reliable and smart. Anyone would anything to make her happy.
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