Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think
Obama would be but it was actually just a
retarded looking horse. His face is that of a
chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a
burnt chicken nugget and his body is like
smooth chocolate. If you meet a
Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a
taser at all times.
