Sanchez

Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.

Holy shit is that man legal?

You mean that really ugly guy over there??

Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..

OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.

by LilBitchy November 15, 2019