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WOW! your dad has boobie swag!
by ilovetities November 19, 2010
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Texas swamp ass

An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.

Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.

C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.

also

C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.

P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez May 1, 2011
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Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan
girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing
by moocow419 June 8, 2011
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Crack Swag

The over inflated sense of self obtained soley by people living in the inner city or other "ghetto" areas. This can also be used to describe the unusual way long-term drug addicts walk and/or present them selves. Also can be used to describe any resident of the city of Fall River, Ma.
"Every time I go into the city, I see nothing but single mothers and minorities with mad crack swag"!
by +-+SB+-+ November 25, 2011
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Pocket-swag

A piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. When worn with confidence and assurance, it brings an atmosphere of 'swag' to a room. No one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. This is not simply a 'pocket square', this is pocket-swag. To the untrained eye, very similar. To experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.
Girl: Nice pocket square!
Guy: Excuse me?
Girl: I said that I like your pocket square.
*Guy laughs*
Girl 2: That ain't no pocket square. That's pocket-swag, you amateur.
Girl: I am so sorry.
Guy: Don't worry. Mistakes happen.
by Big_Nate_Dawg May 27, 2013
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fresh swag

The quintessence of swag; when someone has so much swag that the word swag alone cannot describe their amount of swagginess; when someone has over 9,000 swag points.
person 1: damn homie lil wayne got swag
person 2: nah nigga he don't just got swag he got fresh swag
by freshswagscopez November 23, 2013
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Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
by CupcakePower January 28, 2019
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