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Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure
bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now
by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021
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Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.
“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
What is it?”
SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”
by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019
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Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.
Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.
by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020
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surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
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Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.
The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise
by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
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