stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Stone Baller

a hardcore person who is strong and rough

youre such a stone baller

by cor_a_lor September 24, 2010

Stone Couch

An unofficial landmark for kids in the Hazleton area of Anthracite Coal Region, consisting of a formation of rocks resembling a couch. It is located east of Hazleton, and south of Eckley Miner's Village Historic Site & Museum.
The Stone Couch appears to be man-made, but the culture that manufactured it is unknown. It is purportedly haunted, but no proof by local paranormal investigators have turned up any evidence.
Local legend says that if you sit on it once, you get scratched. Twice you sit on it, something bad happens to somebody close to you. Thrice you sit on it, you die.

The Stone Couch isn't scary at all, but just plain queer. The worst that can happen, is you waste a tank of gas looking for it.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Stone hill middle school

A shitty school full of Indian kids who think are so cool. Located in rich af town where if you wear the same shoes for a year your considered a homeless. Pretty much is New Delhi, full of tryhards tj high school wannabes. Most teachers are so fucking rude and most the girls are sluts. The basketball team is straight up ass, the female basketball is better. The lunch lines are soo long and there are a bunch of gay kids. The food is probably plastic but it does taste good tho. One kid in my class jerks off during class many times and has porn therapy. everyone in the school fucking hates him. Most of your friends will drop you to fit in with the “popular kids”. 90% of the girls are sluts that date kids from other schools thinking they are so cool and sexy. People religiously hate the bus’s because the school Is too cheap to get bus drivers so 2nd load students have to wait over half a hour after school ends just for their bus to come. The 8th grade civics teacher is a former stripper who won’t shut the fuck up about the us constitution. Everyone talks a lot of shit about each other behind their backs and kids are so sensitive and soft.

Stone hill middle school kid talking to white friend in Texas.
Rohan: Bro my parents are kicking me out of the house because I got a A-
Jack: Wtf dude, y’all Indians are so fucking nerdy

Rohan: I’m going to kill myself if I ever don’t get a A+. I MUST GET INTO THOMAS JEFFERSON HIGHSCHOOL!

by My discord(fr): ihateyou#3283 March 29, 2021

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 14, 2003

stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.

Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!

by cpt adam November 25, 2007