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Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book A brief History of Time, and his illness ALS, which has left him almost completly imobile. His other books The Universe in a Nutshell, a Briefer History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays, On The Shoulders of Giants: The Great Works of Physics and Astronomy.

He is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. He has been in the shows Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Futurama among other shows. There is also a rapper, M.C. Hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. Stephen Hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.
Stephen Hawking has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.

"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun." - Stephen Hawking

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
by Alan McVicker May 1, 2006
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Shepherd

One who is followed blindly by sheeple.
Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Matt Drudge are all prominent shepherds.
by 19AndrewPF92 June 18, 2011
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German Shepherd

A nickname for pope Benedict XVI. Along with other terms such as papa ratzi, B16, and papa ben, this phrase may be considered either endearing or offensive, depending upon whether the speaker is a practicing Catholic or not. (similar to the N word among Blacks). German shepherd is a pun on the pope's German background and his role as shepherd of the Christian church, and it plays on the practice of some members of the media calling him a rottweiler during his days as head of the CDF.
by sambarnes February 16, 2008
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Stephen Lynch

A comedian who puts his comedy into songs, very goos comedian, almost as good as Lewis black.
"well...dad gets drunk and robs liquor stores, dad likes porn and 10 dollar whores, dad likes rubbing against little kids, on the bus...I think that is why mommy left us. Dad likkes football and lots of beer, dad wants sex that involves mommys rear, dads private parts have sores oozing with pus, i think thats why mommy left us
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
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Stephen

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by yethh December 27, 2020
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Stephen Findeisen

Stephen Findeisen is a true crime journalist, adult-film actor, and gossip-columnist American youtuber. His channel is often referred to by his fans as the #1 monetized hate-speech, drama and true-crime gossip youtube channel. His fame came from his ability to earn 6 figures a month stirring up drama and spreading stories that according to Washington Post are false due to optimizing for attention rather than accuracy. What's Coffeezilla real name? Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen (his friends call him 'Lie Topez' or 'coffee with extra venom milk". His full name is Stephen Allen Evil Findeisen. His wife's boyfriend and himself both currently resides in San Antonio, Texas. His property recently sold last year which can be found online. His channel has been deleted once already and has received multiple restrictions and copyright violations for stealing content.
Stephen Findeisen: Did you know my coffeezilla real name? Venom Evil? Why does he make a mess when drinking coffee with extra milk? I'm making so much money by fabricating crypto developer stories, I'm making more than the people I hating on now lets go! #FreeTopG

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected you until you made a mess drinking all your Coffee with extra milk.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his evil words, a hater stuck in the matrix. SMH
by coffeezilla-real-name January 27, 2023
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stech

verb. (1) (a) To maintain high expectations combined with sharp criticism with the intent to advance the performance of another; esp. To combine harsh assessment and feedback in an academic environment to promote learning. (b) To zero out. (2) To get good.

noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
When the professor couldn't open the assignment his student submitted because it was in a *.eps format, he steched the work with a zero and left the comment, "Next time use an industry standard document type that I can read."

Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
by GotGood January 5, 2012
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