steamboat museum

The place/time when a person becomes sexually active.

Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."

by blackpanties May 1, 2011

Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011

Steaming Pudding

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.

Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

Steamen

When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.

Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."

by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014

Steady Away

isn't busy or quiet, when it's somewhere In between, like you've not stopped doing anything, but your not rushed of your feet

How the restaurant Neil?

Steady away madam

by ToMockaBaldMan June 14, 2016

steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

steam angel

When your buddy drops trow outside during the cold winter months, presses his butt cheeks against the door window and farts. The creation is called a Steam Angel.

My buddy Jake was outside smoking and tapped on the window. When I turned around, all I saw was his bare ass as he farted and the window frosted over with his steam angel.

by Slatz1nick December 16, 2016