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Definitions by blackpanties

Hole Seeker

A person whom enjoys massive exploratory spelunking while riding a mechanical tit surrendering control of their walnuts resulting, predictably, with Earthquaking ejaculation because the hole seeker requires juicy fornication.
Damn, Paul, he starts out riding high, but quickly becomes a hole seeker.
Hole Seeker by Blackpanties August 25, 2021

Put some cheese on it 

When men pontificate their preference of sizzling intercourse whilst groping, savagely, the Clamburger, nothing satisfies better than when the feeling of thick phat cheese splooges, smothering her Punani.
Debbie kept begging for it so Herbert finally put some cheese on it. It took 2 days to clean up afterwards.

steamboat museum 

The place/time when a person becomes sexually active.
Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."