african steamer

pooping in your hand than slowly rub it on your partner's face than laugh at her

dude last night i had to shit bad while having sex with my girlfriend so i gave her an african steamer.

by ballsack35 September 9, 2013

Kearney Steamer Boy

Old bald headed man with a small small dick who lives in Kearney Nebraska and loves for guys to poop on him.

The Kearney Steamer Boy loved it when Hartley steamed all over his face !!

by Peg Boy May 27, 2011

Sioux City Steamer

the act taking a crap on the front seat (usually drivers side) of a car

Al was red-faced angry when he sat in what appeared to be a Sioux City Steamer, left in his front seat.

by pacoytaco November 4, 2009

New York Steamer

A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.

"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"

by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

bolt ya steamer

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!

bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!

by vamplock October 5, 2016

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018