Soapurb

The online alias of the hateful, Australian internet pseudo-celebrity staring in several freely downloadable films involving random comedy, and writer of many entertaining (albeit biased and overly synical) articles on a range of topics (In fact, on pretty much anything, really).

Also known as "Soap" or "Soapy".

"Dude, did you see that new Soapurb video?"

"Yeah, that guy is such a total asshole, he hates everyone and everything."

"I know."

by BikitBurger August 18, 2006

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

soapdultery

When a TV soap opera fan loyal to a single show shocks her friends and the world by sneaking a peek at or becoming a watcher of another show.

"Christine is a huge fan of General Hospital, but she's starting to tune in to the Young and the Restless. It's total soapdultery."

by Atwater March 10, 2008

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Soaps

A brand of sneaker with a removable slick plastic plate in the soles, under the arch of the foot. The plate enabled the wearer to grind on rails and edges without the aid of skates or a board. Style-wise, they tended to be pretty chunky looking, similar to skate shoes, but were probably not as comfortible. They were cool for only a few months in 1998-99, but were popular enough to cause concern among parents and schools. Succeeded by Heelys a couple years later, which had heel-mounted weels and were uglier and even less comfortible. Soaps is now a defunct maker.

Haha, my cousin saved up for a vintage pair of Soaps and broke his jaw the first week after he got 'em!

by gooberliberation January 5, 2006

soaprano

1)A Soaprano is a detailed and masterful cleaning Guru.

"My new Cleaning Lady is a true Soaprano."

by SLissie September 24, 2008