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smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024
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smart boy time

The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.
After masturbating I can sometimes have smart boy time.
by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020
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Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.
That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon
by Joseph369 June 29, 2020
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smart

Eleder is very smart
by Stones8000 May 16, 2022
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Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
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Robert Smart

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart
by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020
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smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.
I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
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