SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Sucking Sewage

Eating an ass out.

I went to Tami's house last night and before I knew it I was sucking sewage.

by Gdhl May 2, 2025

Sucking amazing

A situation in which there are terrible conditions but in a wonderful place or at a wonderful event.

While visiting a beautiful mountain home in Idaho looking at the Tetons from the hot tub, it is rainy and miserable. “This is sucking amazing.“

by Jessica’s mouthpiece December 25, 2025

face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.

"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"

by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012

Multi-slacking

Doing multiple non-productive things at once. E.G. Playing Words with Friends, shopping on Amazon, watching Vines, etc.

I didn't get my report at work done cuz I was multi-slacking.

by Brainblaze January 12, 2015