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Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.
Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp
by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018
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shrimp

its a tiny teene little dingle from a man
oi Jack u got a baby shrimp love
by orange legs January 12, 2021
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scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!
by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022
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Shrimping

When two homosexual men have anal sex and they take a straw and suck the cum out of the other mans ass.
by WhiteShark April 27, 2016
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shrimp oluf

shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.
smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye
Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!
by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015
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Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
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