Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Setting Sail

Stretching ones ball bag to the extent that it becomes the size of a dinner plate.

Dude pulled out his sack and was setting sail.

by PButterman April 10, 2017

dirty saif

A guy who most likely has discord kitty's and cat girls. Likes thigh highs and anime girls.

"Sheeeeeeeesh, this guy seems like a dirty saif"

by peepeepoopootime May 15, 2021

Sailing

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

by rowingisamazing May 15, 2020

Drunken Sailor

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.

Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.

by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008

sailqueen

Powerful figure that controls with her power even nature around her. Also, the biggest recipient of the effort made by seamen.

That was a beautiful blow job. A sailqueen!

by LEE521 March 9, 2008