Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).

Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

Randy

A guy with a big dick

Wow Randy has a Big dick!

by TheRealFreakingBatman February 13, 2024

Randy Jade

Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.

Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.

have you seen Randy Jade? never wanted my phone as much as i want *that* phone.

by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy

Randy means Some thing is "mid" or "mild" a popular term in "2020" or the 40
Started by g or gt

" u randy kuz" " that shit randy" "randy asf"

by Öxy! April 30, 2024

Randy

Randy is term used when somthing is bad, mid, or mild the term was originated in 2020 juvenile correction facility or the "40"

"U randy kuz" "that shit randy asf foe"

by Öxy! April 30, 2024