Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010

dog rocket

An elongated piece of dog shit.

"Damn it, I stepped on that dog rocket."

"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."

by miracle_max January 3, 2008

Booty Rocket

A bottle rocket that when lit, ends up being a dud. And duds are booty. Hence the name- Booty Rocket.

Guy 1: Hey lets go light those bottle rockets.

Guy 2: OK!! *lights match*

Guy 1 and 2: *waiting for explosion*

Guy 1: Damn booty rockets mah nigg.

by Toady Boy July 5, 2009

crotch rocket

A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.

Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa

by zoom zoom September 1, 2004

rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets. Exists both in actual military usage and in video games, where opinions on it vary. Both forms of the rocker launcher fire rockets that usually explode on contact. In video games, this makes it a popular choice because it's easy and fun to use.

Can also be used as a verb in video games.

"Stop camping the rocket launcher!"

"I'm so going to rocket launcher you in the face."

by Iridosmine December 9, 2008

rocketscientist

Extraordinary intelligent individual.

Dont even go there with that dude, hes a "rocketscientist".

by RICHARD B. HINES April 25, 2005

Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020