Grave Robbing

Corporate term for when someone gets laid off and co-workers rummage through the now empty cubical for anything useful.

After Paul got laid off from the company Nick did a little grave robbing and found a nice stapler.

by TronJarvis May 3, 2010

Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

robbers

A term used when recieving change with the desire to not recieve low value coins or "coppers"

Dude, spare me the coppers and just give me the robbers

by theholyostritchmongerer May 10, 2011

Roboblasting

It's like sloppy seconds but when you blow off your friends, family, or an activity. Also is known as violently masturbating for the sake of being in a hurry or rush.

W: "Quit Roboblasting and come outside, I've been waiting for twenty five minutes.

M: "I'm not, it just takes me forever to download music when I'm in the bathroom"

by MGSquared June 30, 2014

Robobbit

(when a sex robot may sever (cut or slice in half) or completely dismember one's penis accidentally or intentionally) DUE to bad programming or Misandry

The new sex robot that microshaft, or any AI company will eventually came out with has a mode where if, you dont please her enough by bringing the proper groceries home in time, or vacuum the house in record time, she (the robot) will preform a ROBOBBIT, sneakily waiting to have sex with your robotic wife, she will ROBOBBIT, you next time your in the car together. a.k.a (bite your penis off and spit or throw it out of a window as you drive) *see the bobbit case on wikipedia)

by ceratosaur008 November 22, 2018

Robo own

To beat someone in a game in a manner that displays a robot like level of ability such as in games like Cultris and Counter Strike Source.

You just got ROBO OWNED!

by ManyCowsMoo December 26, 2008

robo dialed

When you get a cheesy auto dialed call telling you that your car warranty has expired, when you don't even own one.

I got robo dialed the other day, and screamed into the mouthpiece until I was disconnected, grrrr.

by Guido1 May 15, 2009