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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Rob

A lover of many women. Regularly runs out of weights in the gym. Grows a giant beard to tickle the ladies with. Anal about cleaning his machines. Likes a chunky ass to eat. Not enough room in the garage to store all his bikes that he uses to get the ladies wet. Has very soft hands.
That cool fucker is very like that Rob guy.
by Rhapsody 101 September 2, 2021
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Rob minute

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.
by x addict3d x January 20, 2016
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I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry
by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025
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Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.
"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"
by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019
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Rob

Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
mugGet the Robmug.

rob marsh

A Rob Marsh is a loyal friend, someone that will give you his all but expect the same in return. Worldly, and a main nigga of mine.
Well main, to me he's really like a Rob Marsh; we've known each other since childhood.
by Popples11 July 24, 2014
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