Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017

Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."

Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!

by the modhatter September 27, 2022

Republicunt

The Republican version of Libtard.

I hate republicunts.

by mjisamess May 10, 2021

daddy's girl republican

A female who is a republican because her father is/was a republican.

Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?
Female: A republican.
Person: Why?
Female: Well, my daddy...
Person: Oh, you're a Daddy's Girl Republican. Nevermind then.

by DatDizzyDaytonDude December 4, 2017

Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.

Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

by Alligator Fuckhouse May 21, 2007

republican

A group that supports a Republic government. Contrary to poplular belief, America is a Republic, not a Democracy. Republicans are not racist, just because they don't hate white males doesn't mean that's the only thing they care about. They're not all rich either. Most are working middle class who have to work to pay taxes unlike lazy Democrats on welfare who won't find a job.

I am a Republican and have to live in a world full of hypocrytical Democrats.

by Death to all June 21, 2006

Republican

More respectable than Democrats, a true Republican believes in fiscal responsibility and minimal government regulation in the economy. However, like the Democrats, they demonstrate their hypocrisy by the belief that government should regulate your personal life.

Not all Republicans are morons like Bush.
I admire Republicans like Senator McCain and Senator Lugar for their common-sense values and beliefs

by bby83 January 15, 2005