Ranger Tag Brag

When an army soldier graduates Ranger School, he shows of his prestigious and sought after Ranger Tab on his left shoulder by constantly facing the people he talks to with his left shoulder.

"Sir, why is that Sergeant acting strange"

"Haha, he son just graduated Ranger School, he's just showing off his Ranger Tab. That's the Ranger Tag Brag. Here, check out my left soldier, you wish you had a Ranger Tab too don't ya?"

by Touzinsky December 4, 2009

Ranger

Ranger - When you see someone attractive from a distance (a range away, farther than 12 ft) but as the distance between you and the "attractive" person closes, their features become more apparent to be less attractive than you originally was sure of. Or if you rather - they get ugly up close.

You see that chick? Serious Ranger there, keep your distance or you will be highly disappointed!

by Raviss August 15, 2019

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 23, 2023

The White Ranger

When you cum into the air and it flies back onto your dick. Then you take your cum covered dick and slap it on a girl's face. Lastly, turn around (like how a power ranger does with explosions in the back) and hear the girl scream.

Brennan: Ayyyyy lmao

Sam: I did it to Kelsey
Brennan: Did what?
Sam: The White Ranger
Brennan: I wish my sister would let me do that to her

by Jabba The Slutt July 28, 2016

Rage Hickey

The art of giving a girl a hickey in revenge for a night of making out and "pleasuring" her without her paying back the favor in any way.

Peter gave Jane a rage hickey after he fingered last night and she didn't touch his penis.

by Da Vwaterhorse January 17, 2010

Ragefest Apocolypse

Refers to all-out partying, getting wild, and crazier than most people could even imagine. Usually involves getting blacked out drunk and probably heavy drug usage. Someone who regularly particpates in a ragefest apocolypse would laugh in the face of someone who said they were planning on 'raging.' That is considered totally pussy compared to ragefest apocolypse.

Like saying to your friend: "Dude, when we go to Vegas this weekend it's going to be a fucking ragefest apocolypse."

by The Bromissioner March 12, 2010