Randy

Randy is the sexiest man alive, unlike Morris, Juan, or Anyone else, (fuck off Rochelle) His dick is so big it can ZA WArUdO your fucking ass cheeks

I’m lucky I’m a Randy

“You’re so hot, wait hot is an understatement, You’re so Randy”

by Lord_Dio March 11, 2020

randy cake

a random cake

"What a randy cake"

by randy cake August 4, 2010

Randy Orton

14 Times World Champion
Was in The Authority and Evolution
Is a Grand Slam Champion
Buried The Fiend ... twice

damn Randy Orton buried my wife ...twice

by imdumblmao June 30, 2021

Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).

Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

White Randy

When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.

She must’ve ate lunch at Chipotle, cause this White Randy, tastes like corn and refried beans.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

Randy

An adorable couple including Andy Fowler and Rye Beaumont. Each of them are presented in the British/Irish boy band know as ‘Roadtrip’.

(Random fan): Yo, you ever heard of Randy?
(Random fan2): Actually, no.
(Random fan): Rye Beaumont? Andy Fowler?
(Random fan2): Sounds like a ship honestly..
(Random fan): That’s because it is :

by Etergal November 28, 2019