Poor

1)A rating
2)The way something looks

1)Q:"Why the hell does she have on them shiny ass
pants?"
A:"That's poor as hell."
2)When a person has spinning hubcaps.
3)When someone has on a jersey,timbs, fresh jays(jordans), but some girbauds(brand of jeans)that are tight around the ankle.

by Mrz. Chievous December 28, 2005

Poor Man

Noob that assumes godly players are EBayers.

Quizzy: EBAY NOOB
Elfy: rofl, poor man

by elfypwns November 15, 2003

Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.

Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)

by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010

poor punk bitch nigga

a broke person that is a bitch also.

he aint about getting his paper. what a poor punk bitch nigga

by 1186 April 30, 2009

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

poor person

one who's headphones has wires

that guy is a real poor person he isnt even using apple

by Jaden Mckenzie January 31, 2019

Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.

Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...

by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020