procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

pump time

to get a muscle pump from lifting weights.

a period of physical exercise

its time to pump it

pump time baby!!!!!

YYeeeaapp buddyyy!!!!!

by keefthecheif January 8, 2011

Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

Village Pump

Project page(s) exist on most of the languages of Wikipedia, to allow Wikipedians to discuss Wikipedia's guidelines and administrative issue, and get consensus of the topic.

Please refer to the consensus on the Village Pump.

by Success_Emoji July 23, 2022

Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

grease pump

A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.

I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc

What a Grease Pump!

by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023