contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

Hundred Percent!

something that you highly agree with

jAmes: Yo Bill YOU RETARDED
biLl: OH Hundred Percent!

by Creamst January 4, 2021

pain prevention

Thoughts, actions, procedures, and mechanisms that study, find and disseminate ways to prevent pain, often by preventing a specific error from recurring. Conflict resolution is one of many pain prevention methods.
The fear of feeling pain, and the need to not feel it, move people to analyze errors to find error-preventing methods, procedures, and mechanisms.

The fear of feeling pain, and the need to not feel it, move people to analyze errors to find error-preventing methods, procedures, and mechanisms.

Pain prevention and error prevention engendered one another.

It is best to immediately find ways to prevent an error from recurring.

by but for January 28, 2021

Hunter percent

A sarcastic/joking way of saying "hundred percent." Can be used either with someone who is "in" on the joke, or not, depending on your intentions
(In reference to Hunter Biden)

"Sorry I'm late, boss, I'll give a Hunter percent at work today"
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Friend: "This song is pretty fire huh?
You: "Hunter percent bro"

by Fogface April 3, 2021

Pussy Prevented

The female version of cock block. A cock block for a girl.

"Kiera! You literally pussy prevented me! What the f*ck?!"

by Glitterheart234 May 3, 2021