Black Power

The act of using Black people as a source of renewable energy

Politician Douche: ...and as a global initiative, I propose that we burn all the Black people in order to reduce green house emissions. They breed like rabbits... Speaking of rabbits, we could burn them too! But only the black ones. Solve two problems at once. Kill two blacks with one environmental initiative!

General Populace: Mr. Politician, isn't that wrong and evil? Black people contribute to society and Bunnies are cute and fluffy

Politician Douche: If by evil you mean humane, and by contribute you mean burden, then yes! They do! And we're only burning the BLACK bunnies.

General Populace: Oh... I'm glad I voted for you. Black Power FTW!

by Shire hater October 18, 2008

power metal

The opposite of black metal.

Black metal fans dress up like trolls, power metal fans dress up like knights.

by omnininja January 28, 2006

pig power structure

A blanket term for the U.S. power elite establishment coined in the 1960's by Black Panther Party leader, Bobby Seale. In Seale's own words, the pig power structure is composed of "the corporate money rich and the racist jive politicians and the lackeys, as we used to call them, for the government who perpetuates all this exploitation and racism."

The only way that the world is ever going to be free is when the youth of this country moves with every principle of human respect and with every soft spot we have in our hearts for human life, in a fashion that lets the pig power structure know that when people are racistly and fascistically attacked, the youth will put a foot in their butts and make their blood chill.
- Bobby Seale, "Seize the Time: The Story of the Black Panther Party" (1970)

by Jim Walsh August 30, 2008

Power Shopping

Getting all your shopping done in a short time scale. Normaly done by males who don't like shopping or don't have the time.

When someone needs to get some new shoes but hates shopping and can only get them in there half hour work break.

by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

powerfag

v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.

I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.

by El Gordo October 19, 2004

powerful awesome

adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.

If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action.

Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'.

Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison.

Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!'

Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!'
Mother Nature: '-'

by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006

Power Tool

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery

Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.

by definitively October 26, 2009