mood poisoning

The act of draining someones happiness, To poison someones mood with words, actions, ignorance or merely just breathing in there presence.

James was so depressing today I could feel him mood poisoning me,

God all Kevin does is mood poison me! Everytime I try to talk to him he drives me nuts

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011

Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

by Anf July 20, 2004

Poon Puff

A large bulge in the poon area of a female, probably made of hair or flab.

"Did you see Allie today?! Her cotton skirt was totally showin' off her poon puff."

"Yummy."

by HizzollahMofuggas November 8, 2008

ponsonby

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011

poon nanny

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

by vigz June 27, 2005

poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.

"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge

by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006