Pooh Ninja

A person that drops a turd bomb in the bathroom and leaves just before you enter.

I went to use the secret bathroom on the 3rd floor only to find that the damn "Pooh Ninja" had struck again.

by PoohNinja June 3, 2010

Poocheese

Adj: Another way of saying shit or Bullshit; Saying someone is not as proficient as another in something usually followed by ugglass nigga.

"I'm the best player on the team!," Exclaimed Shawn. "Cut it! You know you some poocheese Ugglass Nigga!," Replied Glendell.

by Dee Kae March 29, 2018

humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

by Beckster October 7, 2005

de ja pooh

When you have the feeling your day is going to be just like the day before, in a bad way.

Craig: Hey Len, how's it goin'?
Len: Crappy job, little pay, ignoranus boss. De ja pooh, brother...de ja pooh.

by larold September 21, 2007

pooch

Short for "poo change" (Small coin change). Useful for milkbars

Why do you have so much pooch?

by flabgrab May 12, 2007

Winnie the Pooh

a sexual bear (you will find out soon) because he only wears a shirt but I know it may not seem bad because he does not have a dick but get this he shoves his fat ass in front of peoples faces plusss he says sexual things like.eg: oh hi tigger want some suger! or piglet want some honey! literally how sexual is that?!

winnie: tigger want some sugar?
tigger: um maybe not!
winnie: to bad! *kisses (sucks face)

tigger: help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winnie: *pushes tigger down and humps*

that's the real winnie the pooh!

by diamond_creature2285 December 28, 2015

Pooch

when you're ravishingly rude

Aw man, he didn't deserve that from you! You're such a pooch!

by RastaSega January 12, 2009