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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
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Poo popsicle

When you stick it in her ass, get it all dirty, then fuck her throat
She told me to do the poo popsicle to her
by Kiwizzle July 27, 2025
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Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.
I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
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Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.
Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
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Triple Fist Popsicle

When 3 Males have intercourse with their 3 dicks in the one butthole of another male or female, Then they Cum at once, And then one male fists the butthole scooping the Cum and licking it off the fist, then the other 2 males join in and lick the fist covered in cum.
Ahh fuck yeah, just lick that Triple Fist Popsicle
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
by Gryndle June 5, 2016
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