Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

Poor Things

A 2023 science fiction dark comedy movie starring Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo, Wilem Dafoe and Ramy Youssef and was directed by Yorgos Lanthimos. The plot centres around a woman named Bella Baxter (played by Stone) who is brought back to life by a scientist called Dr Godwin Baxter (Dafoe) Bella eventually decides leave Godwin Baxter with a lawyer named Duncan Wedderburn (Ruffalo) and learn more about life and explore the world. The film received fantastic reviews from critics with much of the praise going towards Emma Stone's performance. It won 4 academy awards including best actress for Emma Stone, best makeup, best costume design and best production design.

Wasn't the movie Poor Things so good?

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 7, 2024

poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up

"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"

by taregami July 1, 2024

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

dough-poor

1. Any person engaged in following orders from or what amounts to selling their time and/or services in order to receive any illicit substances.

2. To have little or no physical money.

1. That chick is such a dough-poor, she gets naked when she walks in the plugs door.

2. I’m so dough-poor I couldn’t buy a stick of gum.

by Stillbill July 30, 2024

Poor Pusa Bading

It refers to sad or sick cat.

Poor Pusa Bading, have pity.

by PandaCute1989 July 31, 2024