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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.
That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble
by The director Dan February 25, 2019
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Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015
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Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
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fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.
Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet
by Fancypet July 25, 2018
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Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
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cum pets

These kids are cum pets!
by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022
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Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.
"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."
by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024
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