short penis

venky

venky has a short penis

by Jake_Paul123 November 14, 2017

Ghost of Paris

The "Ghost of Paris" is a term used to refer to the worst football player in the world, Pionel Pandreas Pessi aka Eibar-Man.

Pessi plays for Pari$ $aint Germain (retirement club) which is a tiny team in Ligue 1 (also known as the Farmers League) where he haunts relegation teams (everyday after haunting a relegation team he screams about SD Eibar, asking to play against them) and ghosts against middle table teams.

After ghosting games, he has been seen in the streets of Paris asking for Penalties, SD Eibar and shouting the name of Gianni Infantino (Pessi's sugar daddy and FIFA corrupt owner)

The Ghost of Paris is here to haunt us! Run!!

by Ghost D'or April 9, 2023

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Eater

Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.

Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that

by OTTER333 October 6, 2009

Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.

My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is someone who is useless to society and should be ignored. If you want Paris to go away you have to not buy anything that involves her. When you bash her you are giving her more exposure. The only way to solve this problem is to IGNORE, IGNORE, IGNORE. I been ignoring her for a while and I've been alright. Find something you actually like. If you don't want to however, you can keep complaining about Paris, nothing is going to change then.

No magazines with Paris Hilton, no movies with Paris, etc. Otherwise stop your complaining and don't make a change.

by Jay O. January 22, 2007