Patch

A person that got a patch but he is the best person you ever going to meet and love so go get your self a patch.

james: aye who that
mark: that’s patch

by idontgetgirlsnopump October 16, 2019

Patches

Another word for Bitch , used to subliminal messages,

Calm down patches.

by MexxiLuna May 08, 2022

Patch

Patch is a person whose real name is Patrick. He is funny- sometimes- most of the time- how funny he is is debatable. I think he is funny-ish.

Patch is a nickname.

by A good man December 03, 2019

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

by catmeow23 April 25, 2017

patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

by Rusty Hill September 05, 2015

Patch

To patch something means to steal something or if something has been patched, it has been stolen.

They patched my phone.

by Rafael Del Castillo November 20, 2019

patch

1980's slang term for vagina. Females in the 80's usually had hair on their vagina's that resembled a patch.

"I'm going out to find me some patch!"

by TucoDH April 28, 2017