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Homophobic Paradox

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.
Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
by Broski909 July 13, 2020
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Gansta Paradise Choir

A song that was originally called 'Gansta Paradise'. Although in the very beginning a Choir sung, like the heavenly ghosts up in the song. This Choir indicates something as in either screaming, being reincarnated, or just a joke.
As Jesus, God's Son, reincarnated into the sky.... The heavenly ghost sang the Gansta Paradise Choir}
by The Onceler In Benji's Arcade December 9, 2020
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Snipers paradise

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.
Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.
by YAWA June 19, 2021
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Definitional Paradox

When two or more words are defined by using themselves as the solo point of explanation. This is also known as “defining in loop,” and is theoretically possible. Although, broadly speaking it is considered incorrect (illogical).
Definition of Chair: a wooden object

Definition of Wooden Object: a chair

This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 4, 2021
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
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Projected Personal Paradox

For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.

A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.

A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 16, 2010
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Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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