Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

The Point Dexter Paradigm

When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.

Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing

Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?

by UIU Speed Team March 9, 2022

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

Paracore

Kids (usually females) who attempt to look like Hayley Williams from the overrated sell-out band Paramore. They usually fail and hang out at the mall.

"uhmuhgawsh luk at muh kul crazii orange hurr!" "Wow, what a paracore kid"

by bombles January 23, 2009

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009