pregoo

Pregnant girl, not woman, who, upon becoming pregnant, gains approximately 700 pounds only in the ass region.

Brittany Spears wasn't hot before, but now that she's pregoo, she looks like a blimp. At least she has an excuse for not being able to sing now.

by J_J_D February 10, 2009

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011

Pregrape

Term used to describe the act of a woman raping a man to get pregnant. No hole in the condom, no "I forgot to take my birth control", no accidents. Just straight up rape for sperm.

She held me down and pregraped me your honour, now she is having a child that I didn't even consent to in the first place! Come on!!!

by bananatek October 6, 2009

pregoogle

before the google search engine

pregoogle was before the google search engine

by hackerrazzi February 26, 2012

pregnesia

A partial or total loss of who made you pregnant.

Doctor: Can you tell me the name of the father of the baby?
You: No... I don´t remember! *Crying*
Doctor: Well... My professional diagnose is that your suffering from pregnesia.

by DramaKing June 22, 2012

unexpected pregnancy

*rip*
Girl: what was that

Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
Girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢©©{¢¢©®✓!!!!!??!!!
Boy: my bad?

Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.

by Itsyaboi_88 August 13, 2017

tag, you're pregnant

The act of touching another person, usually of the same sex, anywhere on their body but most commonly on their genitals and saying " tag, you're pregnant."

My buddy got mad when I touched his dick and said , tag, you're pregnant.

by Gr3ybu5h November 27, 2015