paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

paper or plastic

Expression that denotes a mental shock, particularly when somebody asks something totally new in a difficult, alien or unknown dialect.

It originated from the shocking experience of immigrants shopping in an American supermarket, when asked about paper or plastic bags; it is a common first culture shock.

1) I didn´t understand a word he was saying. It was like a different language. Paper or plastic?!

by Fernando Gonzalez October 14, 2005

Paper Audience

N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.

"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."

by wordmanjon July 6, 2006

paper hot dog

A tampon; A feminine hygiene product

Holly: I think it's that time
Melissa: What time?
Holly: Time to eat a paper hot dog!

by Hodiosho June 28, 2008

Paperback

Soft, halfhearted, flimsy, weak, easy to discard or replace

Those paperback friends of yours arent worth shit.

by Forceone November 21, 2011

paper mario sticker star

it is a thing you made up.

paper mario sticker star is not real.

by s.kyle November 16, 2020