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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.
Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.
by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021
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amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.
I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.
by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017
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Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.
That girl has had her het pet.
by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019
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Teacher's Pet

Daniel is a teacher's pet
by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023
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pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap
John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 27, 2023
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pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022
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Pet names

A pet name is a kinky name to address someone as in kitten, doggie, or any names of pets.
That’s my kitten, we like to use pet names
by PedicurePool November 8, 2022
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