Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024

Ass patch

When You are watching pornography, when the Male is "inside" of the female (or other male) While On his back, The small area of this butt that you can see underneath the ballsack is called the ass patch.

Dude Number 1 : Dude ! did you see that porn where the guy is doing that chick while on his back !?

Dude number 2 : Hell yeah I did ! He was SO showing off his ass patch.

by ATR-Nic November 30, 2009

Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.

Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?

by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025

Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021

Patch

A group of vegetarians

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.

by Juice Moose June 2, 2018

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

by catmeow23 April 25, 2017

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022