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pancake patrol 

Created in May of 2005 by 'beachfront noob' and 'pancake patrol', The Pancake Patrol is regarded as the greatest HALO clan in the world. In June of 2007, 'beachfront noob' recruited William Jackelson McJimbelson (most commonly known as Billy) to lead the Pancake Patrol at a rape rehab clinic in Saudi Arabia. Billy has lead the Pancake Patrol to an astonishing Team Slayer win percentage of 14% since taking over, previously the Pancake Patrol had never one a game. Since the initial two members of May 2005 membership rates have ballooned to 25,000,000 in the state of Rhode Island alone.
-Billy, quick crouch walk behind me as I run at them with my double popcorn guns blasting.
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-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.

Pancake Penis 

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.
Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
Pancake Penis by Exo Epic July 5, 2014

Polonesian Pancake 

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.
Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

japanese pancake 

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.
Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

pancake six-pack 

a peculiar condition resulting from excess consumption of breakfast cakes. a highly advanced case of pancake top.
mmm summer's coming and my pancake six-pack is ripe.

Pancake Moon 

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.
The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.
Pancake Moon by squinthouse August 25, 2010