by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 21, 2017
Get the moon shoesmug. When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010
Get the Shoe Polkamug. Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021
Get the Eat a shoemug. The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.
"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"
"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."
"Ah that sucks."
"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."
"Ah that sucks."
by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014
Get the The Family Shoemug. by robin monee May 31, 2022
Get the fighting shoesmug. Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.
by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019
Get the Feet Shoesmug. by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019
Get the Spongebob Shoesmug.