bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016

noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.

Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.

by vms May 14, 2015

Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010

Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler

"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016